Bambieffekten -er; --ene - [bambɪəfɛktɛn]
Psykologisk fenomén som gjør at mennesker har en sterkt tendens til å føle mer sympati med dyr, mennesker, objekter etc. som er søte/pene/vakre, ref. Bambi.

INTELLIGENT - GOOD LOOKING - EMOTIONALLY STABLE

Choose two.

What's up with fake friends? Do real friends come with a manual? Geez.

I have no clue what to do with my life. I have no dreams. At all. No clue what I will work with, don't know for sure where I will live. But what I do know is that I won't be living in Norway. I think.
I just did my 2.700th tweet at Twitter.
I want to travel the world. But then again, I have to work and make good money. Which will take a lot of my time, so I won't be able to travel ... I mean, come on! What is this?!

I have horrible dreams. Many of them have I had more than once. And when I wake up, I believe it is true.
Death of people I have a unusual relationship with. Doesn't have to be a family member - I once dreamt about the death of my former teacher. I was devastaded and very confused when I woke up.
There was a time where I had dreams like this every night. And a different person every time. I wish I kept a dream diary. Maybe I could analyze them and figure out that triggers this dreams..

I love writing stories. I don't know how many stories I have in my mind - but I never seem to get the time to write down properly.

Today, my Norwegian teacher said it won't be any short stories in class this year.
...
Today, my English teacher said he will not correct written tasks because he'd think that we'd cheated.
...

So here I am. Full of imagination and thoughts I have no clue what to do with.

Kate Nash is coming to Norway in September.
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Bugger.